Friday, December 21, 2007

Why Oh Why Oh Why...

...do people buy squeaking shoes for toddlers?

Shoes like that surely must be way up there in the list of incredibly pointless and annoying things in life!!

Is it some kind of tracking device?

And...

I love the way that some people put small emblems on their car number plates (with a bit of gold of course) as if to say "I've got wads of money and influential friends so think twice before you flag me down Mr Polis". Of course the cars should be black (it's a very official colour - don't you think so?)

On close inspection, some of these emblems say something wonderfully impressive such as Ahli Majlis (MP) or the Bar Council, but some just mention the State of origin.

I feel like making a line of pure gold emblems that look particularly intricate and impressive, but on closer observation have an embossed picture of a black-and-white mouse and the title "Kelab Mickey Mouse" or something like that!

2 comments:

Simon said...

Yeah the squeaking shoes! How to drive your toddler insane in one easy step. These are the same parents that let their toddlers sit on their lap without a seat belt in the front seat of the car for sure.

bola2api said...

happy holidays Adrian!