Lovelianavic

My new favourite tennis star is in action tonight. She hasn't had the same effect on me that Gabriela Sabatini did when I was 14, but she makes pleasurable viewing nonetheless. I hope she beats Justine Henin, who I suspect is actually a small blonde man.

I don't think my missus reads this blog, and my Dad used to refer to Joanna "Lovely" Lumley, so I think I'm fairly safe with a post like this!!!