Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Human Reproduction Banned in UK

From Reuters Global Newswires -

In a widely anticipated move, the UK Government has banned all forms of human reproduction with immediate effect, citing the fact that recent risk assessments carried out by lawmakers had determined that the everyday health and safety risks faced by newborns had become unacceptably high.

This announcement came shortly after the cancellation of a pancake race in North Yorkshire due to health and safety concerns.

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